Conversations

Recent conversation:


Tuffy: "I heard Toyota is going to be new to NASCAR next season."

Guy: "Yeah. It's terrible. It's supposed to be an All-American sport, you know?"

Tuffy: "Hey...you play baseball, right?"

Guy: "Yeah. So?"

Tuffy: "What kind of shoes do you wear when you play?"

Guy: "Nike."

Tuffy: "Well, you're playing 'the American pasttime' and you're wearing Chinese shoes. How terrible!"


I didn't ask him where the gasoline and oil in "American" NASCARs come from...