It's Like a Rap Song

[photo caption] From the Fourth Coast, its Tha 446. (photo courtesy Two Thumbs Down Records)


Fact: I went to high school with one of these guys.

Fact: He slept with my girlfriend in high school.

Fact: I slept with his girlfriend in high school when my girlfriend in high school became his girlfriend in high school.

Fact: We're both bald.

Fact: Only one of us admits it.

Fact: His rap group, Tha 446, put out this video.

Fact: His rap group, Tha 446, made this song.

Fact: His rap group, Tha 446, is playing a show next week (4/6) in Chitown at the Subterranean. You (yes, I'm looking at you in particular) should check it out if you're a former St. Paulite now living in Chicago, if you know what I mean. Tell him you know Tuffy. He won't know what you're talking about.