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Monday, July 17, 2006

Smithers

[photo caption] Smithers riding Tuffy's bike. (photo courtesy SmithersMPLS.Com)


So, Smithers is out of town and is looking for a "guest blogger" for a week or so until he returns. Thus far, according to his comment log, Tuffy is tied with Mrs. Smithers as the people's choice to replace him. Interesting.

But Smithers wants nominees to post an "audition post" on their blog and then e-mail him the link.

Here's the bottomline: Tuffy would have no problem filling in for Smithers, but there's no way in hell that I'm sending him a link to an audition post. Tuffy doesn't need no audition. Take him or leave him.

Here's a Smithers-style nugget for you to munch on, though:
"Christian Vande Velde of CSC reveals how big of an impression Discovery Channel's highest GC rider, Yaroslav Popovych, has made on his rivals."


PS: In an effort to beat this global warmi...err...heat, Tuffy's decided to train at night. I'm not shitting you. So, if you see someone getting their training rides in from 11pm-2am wearing lycra and sporting lights on their racing bike, good chance it's me. See, 'cuz at night, it's all shaded.

9 Comments:

Blogger Lunatic Biker said...

My tongue is bleeding because I'm biting it so hard.

Mon Jul 17, 09:36:00 AM 2006

 
Anonymous super rookie said...

Send him the link doofus.

Mon Jul 17, 10:23:00 AM 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You train?

Little D

Mon Jul 17, 10:30:00 AM 2006

 
Anonymous fil said...

mrs smithers is now winning-i think tuffy was talking about riding his moped

Mon Jul 17, 10:43:00 AM 2006

 
Blogger Super Rookie said...

I am soooooooooo fuuuuuuuucked.

DZ is awesome

Mon Jul 17, 03:30:00 PM 2006

 
Blogger Pedro Saviterre said...

Tuffy, biking at night in the midnight shade is on hell of an idea. I'm going to have to see if the union has a problem with me working the sugar beat fields at night.

Mon Jul 17, 07:58:00 PM 2006

 
Blogger StevenCX said...

Early morning works really well too, and there's light. It's coolest just before the sun comes up.

Tue Jul 18, 05:43:00 AM 2006

 
Blogger The Phoenix said...

the only way to train is at night

Tue Jul 18, 09:11:00 AM 2006

 
Anonymous andy said...

yeah morgan, we know how you train, but the rest of us don't want to go blind....

Tue Jul 18, 02:05:00 PM 2006

 

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