Words, Words, Words! (sung to melody of a certain Motley Crue song)

(photo caption) Hollywood actor Tom Cruise excitedly tells talkshow host Oprah Winfrey about the XBox 360 his parents got him for Scientolomas.

Have you ever "jumped the couch"? What about listened to a "podcast"? Played "sudoku"? Does your gal wear a "muffin top", or do you prefer her "whale tail"? Or, are you simply "Cruisazy"? Come on...I'm interested in the "truthiness"!